"Captain Caleb is a clear and present danger, both him AND that God-damned frog!

UPDATED 21SEP17     "Meet Alt Wright, Nukes For Gooks, and the Mexican Earthquake"

Chuck Norris and the Captain; Fighting for truth, justice, and the Calebian way!

There's never any shortage of water on an island, and we put it to good use every Sunday morning in our troll waterboarding demonstration! Bring the kids!

         The Caleb's Island Troll Re-Education Center

As a courtesy to any CL trolls who may have followed me here, I've installed a convenient flag button. Please feel free to delete this website with a mere click on the icon above. Go ahead and give it a try, I really don't mind, and I promise that there will be no hard feelings!

hits since we started, and Pepe is stoned out of his little green tits!

Featuring Caleb's Island's favorite benevolent dictator, Captain Caleb Eldridge!

CLICK ABOVE FOR  ODDLY INSPIRING THEME MUSIC! CRANK IT UP AND TAKE A FEW RIPS OFF THE BONG!

You're all invited to join the party!